{"id":838,"date":"2012-06-25T08:00:12","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T13:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838"},"modified":"2015-06-26T09:28:54","modified_gmt":"2015-06-26T14:28:54","slug":"the-big-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/the-big-day\/","title":{"rendered":"The Big Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Segment 2 of this 3-stage blog picks up where <a title=\"Start Here\" href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=821\" target=\"_blank\">Living (Dealing) With Scoliosis<\/a> leaves off (read it for the history of my scoliosis) and is written to assist those living with scoliosis and similar spinal disorders only correctable via surgery. \u00a0It&#8217;s LONG. \u00a0Very L.O.N.G. and you should take this into account. \u00a0It covers my spine from the time I elected for surgery and the ensuing recovery that will take the next year or so. \u00a0I&#8217;m trying to be as complete as possible, while employing as much of my characteristic levity as seems prudent along the way. \u00a0I will use personal examples, solutions I&#8217;ve sound successful &#8211; and not so much &#8211; and recommendations I believe are worth trying.<\/p>\n<p>Just to set reasonable expectations, I&#8217;ve had quite a few surgeries (7 to be precise) and possibly associated with this (or maybe from having been a Black Belt instructor for 10 years) I have a fairly high tolerance for pain. \u00a0Therefore you will see the following statement from time-to-time throughout the balance of this post &#8220;<span style=\"color: #00ccff;\">Your Mileage May Vary<\/span>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I am NOT a medical professional. \u00a0Do NOT try anything based on what I&#8217;ve posted in here without assuming all risk yourself &#8211; and consulting your physician.<\/p>\n<p>Got it? \u00a0Let&#8217;s get started&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=2#background\">Background<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\n<h3>Surgery<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=3#day 1\">Day 1 Monday<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0(Surgery)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=4#day 2\">Day 2 \u00a0Tuesday<\/a> (ICU)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=6#day 3\">Day 3 \u00a0Wednesday<\/a> (PCU)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=7#day 4\">Day 4 \u00a0Thursday<\/a> &#8211; Surgery Part Deux<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=8#day 5\">Day 5 \u00a0Friday<\/a> (PCU)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=10#day 6\">Day 6 \u00a0Saturday<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=11#day 7\">Day 7 \u00a0Sunday<\/a> and Home<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=12#the story\">The Story<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=5#dejavu\">D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu All Over Again<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=9#miracles\">Miracles on Patrol<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=13#pain\">Pain Management<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=838&amp;page=14\">Baylor Plano &#8211; My Thoughts<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/?p=892\">Home Again<\/a>\u00a0(the last segment in this 3-stage blog)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><!--nextpage--><\/div>\n<h2>Background<\/h2>\n<p>For over ten years I had done everything possible to postpone what is happening today &#8211; a massive spinal fusion from T-12 though S-2<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m hoping is that I will feel like most other people who have this type of life-altering surgery: \u00a0If they&#8217;d known how much better they feel, they would have done it years ago.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_839\" style=\"width: 149px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spine-Diagram-Red.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-839\" data-attachment-id=\"839\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/the-big-day\/spine-diagram-red\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spine-Diagram-Red.jpg?fit=475%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"475,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Spine Diagram\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Diagram of a Spine showing where steel bars will be placed to brace my spine in today&amp;#8217;s Big Surgery&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Spine Diagram&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spine-Diagram-Red.jpg?fit=475%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-839 \" style=\"margin: 5px; border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"Spine Diagram\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spine-Diagram-Red.jpg?resize=139%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Diagram of a Spine\" width=\"139\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spine-Diagram-Red.jpg?resize=139%2C300&amp;ssl=1 139w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spine-Diagram-Red.jpg?w=475&amp;ssl=1 475w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 139px) 100vw, 139px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-839\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Spine Diagram<\/p><\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s the goal. \u00a0To feel great for the first time in about a decade. \u00a0Looking at this diagram, you can probably understand why I delayed such a complex and painful surgery. \u00a0The recovery time is 6-12 months. \u00a0About a year before I am all the way out the other end of this process. \u00a0That&#8217;s a mighty long time &#8211; and \u00a0mostly why I put it off. \u00a0Loss of earnings, loss of mobility, the physical and emotional wear and tear on my loving wife &#8211; and my adult children. \u00a0It&#8217;s a lot to put someone through.<\/p>\n<p>But when I weighed the impact of my condition over the last 10 years\u00a0on the people I love, I owed it to them as much as myself to have this surgery and get back to being myself again. \u00a0Being able to do more things together and have a better disposition in the process. \u00a0The impact of long-term chronic pain combined with the mood-altering characteristics of narcotics is anything but positive (unless you&#8217;re a warthog).<\/p>\n<p>In case you&#8217;ve been living in a cave the last few centuries or so, this is \u00a0a diagram of a human spine. \u00a0Not mine, of course. \u00a0If mine looked <em>anything<\/em> like this, there&#8217;d be no reason for today&#8217;s surgery &#8211; or this blog &#8211; and I&#8217;d probably be on a dive trip in Cozumel right now instead of typing away in preparation for a lot of down-time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The red line in this diagram represents the steel rods that will be bolted to my spine in today&#8217;s surgery.<\/p>\n<p>For about the last 6 weeks &#8211; since the day we had the date for the surgery locked in place &#8211; the light at the end of the tunnel has gotten brighter every day. \u00a0And today is the big milestone. \u00a0<strong>Surgery Day!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I never thought I&#8217;d look forward to this very scary surgery, but when I went numb from my left hip to my pubic bone, everything changed. Not a big surprise, right? \u00a0If the numbness should progress any further (or farther &#8211; you choose) <strong><em>ALL<\/em><\/strong> the fun is gone, if you know what I mean&#8230; (I don&#8217;t really have to explain this do I? &#8211; Seriously? \u00a0OK. \u00a0When a mommy and a daddy love each other <em>very<\/em> much&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>When that kind of symptom pops up, I don&#8217;t know about you, but my first response is to dial my surgeon and say &#8220;<strong>FIX ME, DOC!<\/strong>&#8221; \u00a0(<em>and let&#8217;s not dilly-dally around about it, OK?<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>So here we are. \u00a0Here I sit, drinking coffee and editing my blog, just killing time before we head to Baylor.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wait Just a Danged Minit there, buddy&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Coffee?!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>WTF?<\/p>\n<p>Just how in blue blazes do ya git to drink coffee \u00a0(or anything else) the day of surgery?<\/p>\n<p>OK, now. \u00a0Just cool yer jets. \u00a0Ya see I have friends in high places. \u00a0Well&#8230; actually friends who get you high&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>OK. \u00a0Not really&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My Anesthesiologist called last night to make sure I was okey-dokey. \u00a0While we were checking and cross-checking all the details of my Big Event (fairly important for the guy in charge of putting you to sleep, <em>keeping<\/em> you asleep &#8211; and here&#8217;s the <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">really<\/span> important part &#8211; <em>waking<\/em> <em>you up<\/em>), he told me I couldn&#8217;t have anything after midnight (that&#8217;s what we were planning for anyway) but then said since I had kind of a late start time that I had to avoid solids after midnight, but I <em>could have liquids<\/em> up to THREE HOURS before surgery. \u00a0I said &#8220;Does that include coffee?&#8221; (oh please,\u00a0oh please,\u00a0oh please&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>And he said&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;YES!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yippeeeeee!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Whew!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_846\" style=\"width: 234px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Surgery-Coffee.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-846\" data-attachment-id=\"846\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/the-big-day\/surgery-coffee\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Surgery-Coffee.jpg?fit=765%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"765,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Surgery-Coffee\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Pre-Op Coffee&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Surgery-Coffee.jpg?fit=765%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-846\" title=\"Surgery-Coffee\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Surgery-Coffee.jpg?resize=224%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Pre-Op Coffee\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Surgery-Coffee.jpg?resize=224%2C300&amp;ssl=1 224w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Surgery-Coffee.jpg?w=765&amp;ssl=1 765w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-846\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pre-Op Coffee<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The next update will be in a few days, after I&#8217;m recovered enough to use my MacBook. \u00a0C U Then.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><a id=\"day 1\" name=\"day 1\"><\/a><\/h2>\n<h3><!--nextpage-->Day 1 (Monday) &#8211; Surgery Day<\/h3>\n<p>When you check into any hospital. the first thing you need to come to grips with is that you are sacrificing all individuality. self respect and &#8230; Privacy.\u00a0 Open-back gowns &#8211; still?\u00a0 Seriously?\u00a0 could not a modicum of privacy be injected into to the hospital couture by 2012?\u00a0 Would a little Velcro be so bad?<\/p>\n<p>Quick fast like a bunny I&#8217;m whisked into a pre-op room, where I relinquish all my clothes and jewelry.\u00a0 Since I&#8217;m a <em>professional<\/em>, I&#8217;ve left all my jewelry at home.\u00a0 Now if I&#8217;d been really S.M.A.R.T..\u00a0 I would have also S.HA.V.E.D. every damned hair off my body &#8211; or at least off my back, stomach, both arms and neck.\u00a0 Why?\u00a0 Have you ever had that lovely clear tape they use to hold your IV in with (pretty sure it&#8217;s the exact same formula as Home Depot Gorilla Tape) ripped off of an even\u00a0 moderately hairy body part? OWWWWWWWWW!\u00a0 Dammit.\u00a0 And when you&#8217;re going to be coming out with about 3 feet more incisions (and therefore equivalent wide swaths of tape) than you started out with.. you may want to give this little matter a <strong><em>lot<\/em><\/strong> of consideration.<\/p>\n<p>Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Pre-op is \u00a0where you get to change into your fancy new duds for the &#8220;Big Day&#8221; &#8212; a backless gown (It&#8217;s a &#8220;Jonny&#8221;, OK. \u00a0Karl Lagerfeld is probably never going to have one of these in his Spring Collection&#8230;), brightly-colored smiley-face traction sox (great idea &#8211; wish I&#8217;d thought of it&#8230; and snazzy kitchen-help hat (again &#8211; would color \/ pattern options be <em>so<\/em> much of a hardship?<\/p>\n<p>This is where you also get to visit with your family for \u00a0a bit before the nice anesthesiologist shows up with his syringe fully of &#8220;<em>happy juice<\/em>&#8221; \u00a0after which you will remember very little if anything. \u00a0And off to the OR you go.<\/p>\n<p>My wife, children and I got to spend some time visiting after I got changed and had my first IV installed. Even at the age of 61, I&#8217;m still getting and appreciating stuffed animals from my closest family \u00a0members and they come back with an adorable floppy blue bunny who&#8217;s name is &#8220;Scoli&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We also answer lots sf questions, I sign lot s of forms, meet with the Doctor, who will personally sign the part(s) he&#8217;s going to be cutting on (Guess why <em>this<\/em> became SOP) and swap old home stories, as both Doctor Hostin and I are from California originally. \u00a0Dr. Hostin is one of my favorite people. \u00a0He&#8217;s&#8217; unassuming, easy-going, a cool kind-of guy all around and THE man you want fixing your twisted spine. \u00a0Period. \u00a0I cannot say enough good things about this man, his staff and the amazing folks at Baylor Plano Hospital.<\/p>\n<p>The Man With the Happy Juice moseys in about now and all my family members hold out their forearms in hopes of getting some of the &#8220;good stuff&#8221; I&#8217;m about to get &#8211; (It would make the wait a lot less stressful) and \u00a0it&#8217;s time to say bye-bye to my wife (who&#8217;s holding up pretty well, considering her husband is about to undergo a 6-hour surgery), my great kids, the eldest a Teacher, the youngest a Network Wizard with LinkedIn and roll off to the OR &lt;to the tune of &#8220;Rawhide&#8221;&gt;.<\/p>\n<p>This is a very important moment for all of you so reassure each other this is going to turn out well. \u00a0Positive thoughts are crucial. \u00a0You do not want to go into surgery with worry or uncertainty. \u00a0Pick the best team you can find and <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">TRUST<\/span> them. \u00a0Period.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve never had major surgery before, lemme clue you in in something that can be a little distressing when you come out of the anesthesia: \u00a0You&#8217;re likely to have a <em>lot<\/em> more lines going in and out of you now than you did when you lost consciousness. \u00a0<strong>Lots<\/strong>. \u00a0OK?<\/p>\n<p>You will most likely wake up catheterized. (Called a Foley) \u00a0If you can&#8217;t even stand up, you&#8217;re not going to make it to the bathroom, right? \u00a0So into the bag it goes and you don&#8217;t even have to think about it. \u00a0For most men this is more than a little distressing (Who&#8217;s been messing with my Junk?) &#8211; and erections smart something fierce with a garden hose shoved up there. \u00a0OK, relax. \u00a0It&#8217;s not nearly that big. \u00a0It just looks like it because&#8230; \u00a0 OK. \u00a0Let&#8217;s move on&#8230;<br \/>\nAn extra IV is common.<br \/>\nA Central Line is also common (on your upper chest). \u00a0It&#8217;s the most efficient way to get meds and blood in \/ out during your stay.<br \/>\nLots of sticky pads with electrical leads connected to them are for your Heart Monitor.<br \/>\nAnd in my case, a whole series of additional sticky pads from one end to the other for &#8220;monitoring&#8221; of my spinal cord. \u00a0Sounds pretty smart to me. \u00a0This goes on in the OR while you&#8217;re napping and everyone else is scrubbing in.<\/p>\n<p>Once surgery is over, it&#8217;s straight to ICU for me. \u00a0Do not Stop. \u00a0Do not pass Go. \u00a0They don&#8217;t even make an attempt to wake me up. \u00a0Just let me &#8220;dream of electric sheep&#8221; until the next morning.\u00a0<span style=\"color: #00ccff;\">[Your Mileage May Vary]<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"day 2\" name=\"day 2\"><\/a>Day 2 (Tuesday) &#8211; ICU<\/h3>\n<p>The medical profession likes to measure pain on a 1-10 scale. \u00a0Actually \u00a0Zero to 10, where Zero is fairly obvious and Ten is &#8220;Holy #&amp;*%$^! \u00a0MAKE THIS STOP!!!!&#8221; \u00a0Let me say right here that I sincerely hope you never have to experience a 10 &#8211; or a 12 &#8211; or a 15. \u00a0It&#8217;s not a lot of fun. \u00a0But right after surgery, you can be in a pretty serious amount of pain. \u00a0And \u00a0you&#8217;re in the exact right place to have this happen. \u00a0They have all the good tools at their disposal to fix it quick.<\/p>\n<p>To set the stage, my surgery was substantial. \u00a0Many have been worse, but this was still pretty big. \u00a0In several stages.<\/p>\n<p>First, a vascular surgeon sliced me open from about 3&#8243; above my belly button down to 3&#8243; below that same belly button (there go my Speedo days&#8230;). \u00a0Then this same surgeon retracts all the internal organs that would be in the way of the spinal surgeon&#8217;s tools and hardware..<\/p>\n<p>Now Doctor Hostin goes to work with lots of long tools to prepare every section of my spine for straightening, spacing, fusion and ultimately bolting to very long steel rods.<\/p>\n<p>Then they tuck me back together.<\/p>\n<p>And put me on another table designed for the patient to be face-down.<\/p>\n<p>And slice me open from my tailbone all the way up \u00a0to past the middle of my back and start making room to insert cages for fusion, rods, bolts and the like. \u00a0Then I suppose the whole thing gets closed up and it looks like I&#8217;ve got a huge zipper down my back. \u00a0Ed Hardy if you&#8217;re reading this: \u00a0You did my Dragon in 1981 in your little shop on Van Ness. \u00a0How&#8217;d you like a zipper project sometime next year. \u00a0Only you, buddy. \u00a0The front is closed with wire staples <span style=\"color: #00ccff;\">[Your Mileage May Vary]<\/span> and looks a lot like a shahny new bob wahr fayunce (for non-Texans that&#8217;s &#8220;shiny new barbed-wire fence). \u00a0Which would be fun to leave exactly the way is is. \u00a0Any option for a good <em><strong><a href=\"#the story\">Story<\/a><\/strong><\/em> should be considered&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>In the\u00a0<span style=\"color: #00ccff;\">[Your Mileage May Vary]<\/span> department, not all patients will go to ICU after &#8220;procedures&#8221; or operations. \u00a0This is determined by how much supervision you need, your age, health, other \u00a0risk factors, the length of time you were under, the amount of pain relievers you normally take (are you an addict, dependent, or a light user?), etc.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up in ICU fairly uncomfortable, but not too bad. \u00a0A 5. \u00a0No surprise and not unacceptable, but I found the pain pump button and gave it a push.<\/p>\n<p>Hospital pain control is handled on several levels:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A full-time IV drip at a dosage determined to be \u00a0good baseline, augmented by patient induced bursts<\/li>\n<li>Directly administered by Nurse via syringe through a Central Line (CL) or IV<\/li>\n<li>Oral pain killers (once the digestive tract is &#8220;awake&#8221; enough to process oral input. \u00a0This can take ad or 5 days depending on the individual situation.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I was on a Dilaudid drip. \u00a0Is it effective? Pretty well for me, but it gives me headaches. \u00a0I prefer Morphine. \u00a0More on this later.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m comfortable enough right up until I want to reposition myself up the bed a few inches. OW!\u00a0OW!\u00a0OW!\u00a0OW!\u00a0OW!\u00a0OW!\u00a0OW!\u00a0OW!\u00a0OW!\u00a0OW! \u00a0Dammit! \u00a0OMFG that&#8217;s painful. \u00a0I&#8217;m pretty sure that was a 13.<\/p>\n<p>Push the button again.<\/p>\n<p>Now if it should come sneaking into the recesses of your mind that being in fairly high levels of pain will somehow get you out of Physical Therapy {PT) or\u00a0Occupational Therapy {OT), lemme put your mind at rest. \u00a0It most assuredly will NOT &#8211; and it <em>Should<\/em> NOT. \u00a0Your whole reason for living now is to Get Healed \u00a0and Get Home. \u00a0Do you want to <em>live<\/em> in a hospital the rest of your life? \u00a0Well, even if that sounds like the Ritz to yer narcotic-soaked brain, Sparky, your Insurance Company is going to have a few choice words to say about that and they all star with &#8220;No&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So after having all my levels checked and it&#8217;s determined I&#8217;m healthy enough and actually doing better than most at this time, PT shows up to get me sitting up for the first time. \u00a0This was <em>Very<\/em> painful. \u00a0The hardest part was changing position &#8211; forcing the filleted \u00a0muscles and tendons to actually do some serious lifting in their traumatized condition. \u00a0That <em>Really<\/em> hurts a <strong>lot<\/strong>. \u00a0Once in position, it&#8217;s not bad at all. \u00a0Allowed to remain sitting up with my feet dangling off the side of the bed for a few minutes isn&#8217;t too bad.<\/p>\n<p>I discover at this time my entire left leg is numb. \u00a0Now most people might have a reaction to this. \u00a0But not this Little Black Duck. \u00a0Nosirree. \u00a0I&#8217;m positive this is related to the issue that set all this in motion originally. \u00a0The numbness from left hip to pubic bone. \u00a0My Pain Management Doctor (PMD) of which I&#8217;ve had 5 or 6, told me this would happen and I&#8217;d lose the use of my leg if I didn&#8217;t hop to it and have the surgery. \u00a0So I figure this is simply swelling based on bone manipulation in the area of this particular nerve root in my spine and it will go away in a few days. \u00a0Plenty of time to worry about it if that doesn&#8217;t happen. \u00a0So I mention it to my Doctor. \u00a0He concurs. \u00a0We move on.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m guided while I get out of the bed and standing with the help of a walker and make my way completely under my own power around the bed to a recliner, where I manage to lower my myself into place (with much grimacing and groaning) \u00a0I spend the next hour sitting in the recliner and visiting with a lot of people who think I&#8217;m making amazing progress. (didn&#8217;t think I had a choice, actually&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Then rinse and repeat in reverse &#8211; equally painful. \u00a0A complicating factor is that I have ZERO muscle in my right shoulder after 4 surgeries there. \u00a0This makes supporting any amount of my weight laughable at best and excruciating at worst.<\/p>\n<p>The balance of Day 2 is spent trying to stay comfortable, snork up as many ice chips as possible and try and remember to push the Dilaudid button as much as allowed (every 10 minutes). \u00a0Dilaudid is fairly effective, but gives me headaches (Swell). \u00a0No gut sounds, so no food or oral meds.\u00a0 Basically nothing is going to change.<\/p>\n<p>No gut sounds so no change.. \u00a0Basically, if you can&#8217;t get your gut working, they aren&#8217;t going to put anything else in it. \u00a0Makes sense, but you can get pretty hungry&#8230; \u00a0To that end, I&#8217;m on muscle relaxants, Valium, Anti-Spasm meds, laxatives, finally a suppository (remember what I said about no self-respect?) and \u00a0another 24 hours later a FART. \u00a0It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m 3 and finally spelled my name right. \u00a0I thought \u00a0it was gonna be on CNN!<\/p>\n<p>But that &#8216;s all. \u00a0Just a Fart. \u00a0A good start. \u00a0But just a Fart. \u00a0La Dee Da.<br \/>\nAnother part of the Not-Wasting-Time approach to medicine is to get you, the patient (and the one trying <em>so<\/em> hard &#8211; and <em>so<\/em> unsuccessfully to get a <em>little<\/em> rest) out of wherever you are now &#8211; and up the food chain so you&#8217;re someone else&#8217;s problem, a bed is freed up and you are that much closer to going HOME! \u00a0So by around 3:30 or so on Day 2, they have a room for me in PCU &#8211; and <strong>I&#8217;m In It!<\/strong> \u00a0Wow! \u00a0PCU is the Step-Down area for ICU. \u00a0Excellent care, but no the 1-to-1 or 1-to- MAX Nurse to patient ratio, it will be higher. \u00a0And there&#8217;s a pull-out bed and recliner your mate can sleep in \u00a0(we do <em>NOT<\/em> like to be separated) &#8211; so we like this a Lot better. \u00a0Except the <em><strong>beds<\/strong><\/em> <strong><em>suck<\/em><\/strong>. \u00a0In fact, I think the only worse night&#8217;s sleep I&#8217;ve ever had, was sleeping on a gravel road.<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"dejavu\" name=\"dejavu\"><\/a>D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu\u00a0All Over Again<\/h3>\n<p>added June 20, 2012<br \/>\n(I forgot all about this little side-trip into the Twilight Zone)<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu, that unshakable sensation that whatever we are doing, experiencing, listening to or involved in at this particular point in the time-space continuum has happened before.\u00a0 This is something most, if not all of us have experienced.\u00a0 I think it&#8217;s safe to say the majority of us have had that moment when we say out lout D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu! &#8211; because something we&#8217;re doing has &#8220;happened before&#8221;.\u00a0 And that&#8217;s all well and good.\u00a0 Little pothole in the road of life and on we meander to the next way-point giving it no further thought.<\/p>\n<p>Well what if your <em>entire day<\/em> was like that?\u00a0 Like Day 2 in ICU was for me?\u00a0 From the moment I woke up until the time they rolled me down the hall into PCU, it was all as if someone had hit Rewind on the Blu-Ray Player of my life and re-played about the last 12 hours just as a little joke on moi.\u00a0 Conversations I had with my wife, Doctors, nurses, techs, I&#8217;d had before.\u00a0 Conversations between 2 other people where I knew what the next response was going to be prior to the words being uttered happened continuously during my ICU stay.\u00a0 All of this really creeped-out my wife as I kept saying &#8220;D\u00e9j\u00e0 vu&#8221; all throughout the day.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the ICU staff chalked it up to the effects of anesthesia or some other chemical reaction, but this here is <em>Not<\/em> &#8220;my first rodeo&#8221;, Bubba, and I&#8217;ve never had this kind of entertainment attached to any other surgical procedure.\u00a0 (If only we&#8217;d been watching the Lotto results&#8230;)\u00a0 Right down to the art on the walls and the route taken when they rolled me from ICU to PCU, it was all a replay of prior events.<\/p>\n<p><em>You<\/em> explain it to me.<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"day 3\" name=\"day 3\"><\/a>Day 3 (Wednesday) &#8211; PCU<\/h3>\n<p>Now PCU is a \u00a0LOT more fun. \u00a0Lots of great nurses &amp; techs.<\/p>\n<p>Today is a LOT better. \u00a0My pain is consistently a 3-4, more often a 3. \u00a0Even getting up for PT is a lot more comfortable. \u00a0Everything is easier today. \u00a0I still need help from the PT techs, but with my shoulder, that&#8217;s to be expected.<\/p>\n<p>Went for my first &#8220;real&#8221; walk &#8211; with a walker and went 100 feet at a steady clip without interruption. Everyone seemed So impressed.<\/p>\n<p>A few hours later I did a 150 foot version of the same walk. \u00a0All the nurses \/ techs say I&#8217;m So easy to work with \u00a0&#8211; a &#8220;rock-star&#8221; is their term. \u00a0Apparently doing what you&#8217;re told, not complaining and having a positive attitude is a big deal. \u00a0Who knew? \u00a0Anyway, we have a mutual admiration society going here, As I love these women who&#8217;ve dedicated their careers to the healing of others. \u00a0<strong><em>What an amazing crew<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"day 4\" name=\"day 4\"><\/a><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\nDay 4 (Thursday) &#8211; Surgery Day Part Deux<\/h3>\n<p>Just to complicate things a bit, after we had started the ball rolling toward a late Spring scoliosis surgery, the thumb and forefinger of my right hand went numb.<\/p>\n<p>Shit.<\/p>\n<p>So next come a lot of tests to determine it was exactly what I told them it was: C5\/C6. \u00a0So today&#8217;s surgery is pretty simple. \u00a0They slit my throat, retract everything in between my wrinkled neck and my spine and fuse these 2 vertebrae after making sure all the nerve roots are free and clear of obstruction. \u00a0And you have C56 &#8211; BINGO! (or would that be BINCO!)<\/p>\n<p>The nice PT lady poked her head in the door really early and I was already up (some things never change). \u00a0We agreed to get an early start on PT, since today&#8217;s surgery would get \u00a0in the way of our usual schedule. \u00a0Anything I can do to shorten my time in the hospital &#8212; sign me up!<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m up to wash \/ brush at the sink and we&#8217;re off! \u00a0We do 2 separate 150&#8242; walks with no stops, which I&#8217;m told is pretty remarkable. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know.. \u00a0I just see what I can accomplish.<\/p>\n<p>Surgery is scheduled for 11:30 am which comes and goes &#8211; and goes &#8211; and goes &#8211; and goes.<\/p>\n<p>Until finally, around 3:30 they roll me over to pre-op. \u00a0All this is pretty easy when you&#8217;re already post-op. \u00a0It&#8217;s not like they need to jam any more lines into you (but boy am I ready to get rid of this Foley (and dreading it at the same time&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>The surgery finally starts around 5 pm and I&#8217;m not back in my room until after 9. \u00a0Well&#8230; at least I got in some PT in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>Now some people might be pissed that they had to wait so long &#8211; or nervous about the eternally-extended start time.<\/p>\n<p>Not this Little Black Duck!<\/p>\n<p>My son had been out to stay with us during the surgery and scheduled to leave this afternoon. \u00a0As it turned out, we had more time together. \u00a0Could have had a lot more it any of us knew his flight would \u00a0be delayed several times from a 5 pm departure until after 9 pm. \u00a0Oh well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just happy I&#8217;m not the First patient who shoulda toined left at Albakoikee. \u00a0I&#8217;m pretty sure his \/ her day sucks considerably more.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"day 5\" name=\"day 5\"><\/a><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\nDay 5 (Friday) &#8211; post Surgery Part Deux<\/h3>\n<p>I wake up with a slightly sore throat, but otherwise feeling pretty good and ready to do \u00a0a couple of laps. \u00a0Swallowing sucks. \u00a0It hurts (not LOTS, but it&#8217;s sure uncomfortable) and every damned liquid I swallow seems to end up half down my windpipe. \u00a0You don&#8217;t appreciate how much this particular little problem sucks until it&#8217;s gone on for several days&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And (this should have happened yesterday) it&#8217;s Turd-Day! \u00a0Thursday \/ Turdday &#8212; get it?<\/p>\n<p>Yep. \u00a0After 5 days and every freakin&#8217; thing they could think of to shove in my IV, down my gullet &amp; up my Ass, Bingo! \u00a0My gut is working again. \u00a0I guess it needed a StayCay&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So finally, after 4 whole days, I finally get some food (Hello, Jason&#8217;s Deli? \u00a0Can you run over a&#8230; \u00a0 Whaddya mean I can&#8217;t bring in real food! \u00a0Have you actually <em>Tasted<\/em> yours? \u00a0Now I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve ever eaten hospital food, but it&#8217;s generally not very exciting. \u00a0This is no exception. \u00a0In fact, it&#8217;s pretty bad from a vegetarian standpoint.<\/p>\n<p>Note to Baylor: \u00a0How about taking a little pride in your kitchen \/ cafe and producing a higher quality product? \u00a0The rest of the campus is world -class. \u00a0How about bringing up the kitchen to match. \u00a0I&#8217;ll tell you this much. \u00a0I did <em>NOT<\/em> look forward to a single meal after the first one.<\/p>\n<p>Oh. \u00a0And while we&#8217;re on the topic of improvements&#8230; \u00a0I&#8217;ve slept better on a gravel road than in your PCU beds. \u00a0Finally, suffering all week on this hideous bed and thrashing for 2+ hours tonight trying to find some way to \u00a0make anything acceptable, I covered the entire surface of the bed with pillows \u00a0and <em>then<\/em> I could get to sleep. \u00a0And I <em><strong>Hate<\/strong><\/em> soft mattresses.<\/p>\n<p>And Friday is the first day we have visitors. \u00a0I have Karen diverting requests for visitors until Friday so I can concentrate on resting and getting well. \u00a0All of your friends \/ relatives \/ bill collectors desperately want to come hold your hand &amp; bring you some cheap crap &#8212; er &#8212; carefully-chosen gifts to cheer you up \u00a0As Soon As Possible. \u00a0But is this in the <em>Patient&#8217;s best interest?<\/em> \u00a0Not Generally. \u00a0Unless they&#8217;ve baked a batch of those <em>special<\/em> brownies (and enough to share) run &#8217;em off and let the patient rest. \u00a0They have a lot of work to do in the process of getting better. \u00a0You especially don&#8217;t want some well-meaning friend bringing you a lovely upper respiratory infection to go along with whatever else \u00a0brought you \u00a0to the hospital in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>So this was also the first day we had visitors. \u00a0After which my wife goes out to dinner with family and leaves me to my own devices.<\/p>\n<p>She should know better after all these years&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And now for some Fun.<\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"miracles\" name=\"miracles\"><\/a><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\nMiracles on Patrol<\/h3>\n<p>My buddy Al (the other &#8220;Miracle&#8221;) and I were moseying around\u00a0the PCU with our walkers (a sight to behold) and are starting to feel like aging, arthritic hamsters when we come upon the elevator bank. Could our horizons possibly have expanded exponentially? \u00a0Let&#8217;s push the button and see if they&#8217;re still working (It&#8217;s around 9 pm) and Voila! we have a magic portal to another dimension. \u00a0One of sight and sound&#8230; \u00a0Let&#8217;s go to the 1st floor where there&#8217;s lots more room, good places to sit &amp; talk and an altogether more interesting view.<\/p>\n<p>The Portal obeys our command, delivering us silently to the 1st floor in seconds. \u00a0And we continue our walker-ing and talking. \u00a0We&#8217;re moseying back around in search of the elevators when my phone rings (never leave home &#8211; or your hospital room &#8211; without it). \u00a0It&#8217;s my lovely wife wondering just where I might be&#8230; \u00a0Well Hi, sweetheart. \u00a0We&#8217;re down on the 1st floor just moseyin&#8217; along havin&#8217; us a little palaver. \u00a0&#8220;Did you tell anyone you were going there?&#8221; in a slightly more chilly tone than previously&#8230; \u00a0 &#8220;Uh, well&#8230; \u00a0I guess not. \u00a0I figured with all this telemetry hanging off me they knew where we were all the time&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It seems this was not the least bit amusing (well, slightly) to everyone in sight on our floor and as we round a corner still scanning for elevators, one of our favorite sharp-eared nurses rounds the same corner and finds us looking sheepish. \u00a0As we all come out of the 3rd floor elevator, you should have heard the commotion. \u00a0We both got a good-matured &#8220;talking-to&#8221; by everyone who counts, but we also brought some levity, stress relief and smiles to the faces of the many nurses and techs we&#8217;ve come to love like family in only a week.<\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"day 6\" name=\"day 6\"><\/a>Day 6 (Saturday)<\/h3>\n<p>Awake at 3:30 am. \u00a0Drat. \u00a0This is completely normal under normal conditions, but when I actually need the sleep, it&#8217;s very inconvenient.<\/p>\n<p>My blood pressure has been 140+ \/ 70-90 the last 3 days &amp; I&#8217;m not happy about it. \u00a0The hospital doesn&#8217;t consider it to be something where they need to intervene until it exceeds 162. \u00a0I&#8217;d be happier back on my BP meds. \u00a0Having a hard time juggling pain meds to get a consistent result, but I have a high tolerance for pain (I&#8217;m told) and we&#8217;ll figure it out in 24 hours, I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n<p>Walking unaided. \u00a0No Walker today. \u00a0Yippee! \u00a0Climbed 1 flight of stairs with ease and am getting around just fine without the walker &#8211; like a normal person (more-or-less&#8230;). \u00a0I&#8217;m feeling pretty good today. \u00a0Generally, I feel like &#8220;Stick a fork in me. I&#8217;m done.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Today I get my first shower and I&#8217;ll tell you, there is not much that&#8217;s as refreshing and invigorating as a shower. \u00a0I always take my time in the shower at home, as I&#8217;ve found the jets of water on my scalp produce an almost euphoric effect. \u00a0Take advantage of these moments when you can. \u00a0Be aware of them and take in these special moments.<\/p>\n<p>Figuring out how to clean your entire body with the limitations imposed after scoliosis surgery takes a bit of time, but it&#8217;s pretty manageable overall.<\/p>\n<p>After my first shower I&#8217;m feeling pretty good, so we have several visitors over the course of the day, walk around a bit, head over to the ICU waiting room to hang out for awhile &amp; then back. \u00a0Around 5 pm, after being &#8220;up&#8221; and &#8220;on&#8221; all day in my brace, I just start to fade. \u00a0Energy is gone, enthusiasm gone. \u00a0So as a hint to everyone on board, I slowly cover my bed in pillows &amp; curl up in a fetal position for a 1.5 hr nap.<\/p>\n<p>At 6:30 pm I&#8217;m awake, but now what I&#8217;d call &#8220;perky&#8221;. \u00a0Still feel like I&#8217;m suffering from a Vampire attack in my sleep. \u00a0I work on this blog a bit, then we reheat some local Chinese &amp; I can barely eat 1\/3rd of it.<\/p>\n<p>Definitely overdid it.<\/p>\n<p>Nurses remove everything but my Central Line! \u00a0 Yay.<\/p>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"day 7\" name=\"day 7\"><\/a><br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><br \/>\nDay 7 (Sunday) &#8211;\u00a0and Home<\/h3>\n<p>We spend the morning walking the floor, visiting, saying our good-byes and packing. \u00a0Well to be fair, Karen does all the packing. \u00a0I take another shower and I&#8217;m getting better at this &#8211; and it feels great.<br \/>\nBut hold on just a danged minit! \u00a0My thighs rub together now? \u00a0WTF? \u00a0Never in the entire 61+ years of Warren Paul Harris have my thighs rubbed together! \u00a0If I was wearing corduroy we&#8217;d have a full-blown fire hazard (to say nothing of a sneaking-up problem) \u00a0Dammit! \u00a0This just ain&#8217;t right. \u00a0Remember that lack of self-respect thing we started out with? \u00a0Well here it is again.<\/p>\n<p>Central Line is removed and now I&#8217;m finally untethered again!<\/p>\n<p>We bring home a &#8220;Reacher&#8221; \u00a0from the hospital, figuring it will be a daily necessity for some time. \u00a0Karen&#8217;s daughter picks us up a long-handle soft-bristle shower brush.. \u00a0This seems like the best of all the options for scrubbing feet \/ legs \/back and getting between toes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t find I have any use for a walker, but a cane is invaluable in terms of getting up and down from the chair, couch, toilet, etc.<\/p>\n<p>You will benefit from a recliner chair. \u00a0They are easy to get into and out of &#8211; and can be a great place for naps &#8211; or to sleep. \u00a0Keeping your legs elevated is crucial too. \u00a0I gained just over 10 lbs in pure fluids while in the hospital, manifested as some edema (swelling ) in my left leg. \u00a0We have a massaging recliner that a special option to massage feet, legs, thighs individually. \u00a0We&#8217;ve had it for years. \u00a0Sanyo makes them. \u00a0See if you can rent one like this. \u00a0They are wonderful.<\/p>\n<p>Test all your previously comfortable chairs, etc. for compatibility with your new back &#8211; and back brace\/<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_851\" style=\"width: 151px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Belly-Wire-tweak.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-851\" data-attachment-id=\"851\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/the-big-day\/belly-wire-tweak\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Belly-Wire-tweak.jpg?fit=576%2C1224&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"576,1224\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Belly-Wire-tweak\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Belly staples post-op&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;The Story &amp;#8211; Bob Wahr&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Belly-Wire-tweak.jpg?fit=481%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-851  \" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Belly-Wire-tweak\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Belly-Wire-tweak.jpg?resize=141%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Belly Wahr\" width=\"141\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Belly-Wire-tweak.jpg?resize=141%2C300&amp;ssl=1 141w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Belly-Wire-tweak.jpg?resize=481%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 481w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Belly-Wire-tweak.jpg?w=576&amp;ssl=1 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 141px) 100vw, 141px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-851\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Story &#8211; Bob Wahr<\/p><\/div>\n<h3><a id=\"the story\" name=\"the story\"><\/a>The Story<\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;Oh that? \u00a0Wal, lemme see. \u00a0I thank it was th&#8217; spring &#8216;o 49 when ah got this chere string o&#8217; bob wahr as a soo-vee-near. \u00a0Ah was just a-rahdin&#8217; th&#8217; back forty on a regl&#8217;r fence check and mahndin&#8217; mah own bidness. \u00a0Outta th&#8217; EN-tahr herd, we this one steer that was jus&#8217; plum loco. \u00a0Ya jus&#8217; never knew whut this crazy hombre wus gonna do next, so we allus&#8217; kep a lookout fer the beast. \u00a0An&#8217; this wus mah near-fatal mistake. \u00a0It was a purty, Texas afternoon, with them big clouds that mosey across th&#8217; sky like a conestoga wagon across th&#8217; open prairie an&#8217; ah musta been day-dreamin or sumpin, &#8216;cuz ah never even heard &#8216;im comin. \u00a0Ah wouldn&#8217;t even a knowed whut hit me, &#8216;cep outta the corner o&#8217; one eye, at th&#8217; very last secont, ah caught a glimpse o&#8217; this hellion\u00a0flyin&#8217; hell-bent fer leather straight fer me &#8211; which wus no mor&#8217;n th&#8217; blink o&#8217; an eye afore &#8216;e hit me an&#8221; mah horse like a west-bound freight. \u00a0Ah tell ya, it wus sumpin&#8217; awful. It was horns &#8216;n hooves, teeth, tails, roarin&#8217;, thrashin&#8217;, fenceposts, bob wahr &#8211; an gunfire as ahm shootin&#8217; in ever dahrekshun jus&#8217; hopin&#8217; ta high heaven ah&#8217;ll hit sumpin&#8217; that&#8217;ll stop thrashin&#8217; at me.<\/p>\n<p>When it all come to a stop, ah was in a heck of a pickle. \u00a0Ah found mahself lashed to a broke leg\u00a0horse \u00a0&#8211; <em>and<\/em> a near-dead steer with what seemed lahk a mile &#8216;o bob wahr an&#8217; 3 fenceposts. \u00a0If&#8221;n ah didn&#8217;t know better I&#8217;da swore ah&#8217;d been caught up in a monster Texas Twister.<\/p>\n<p>An now ah had me a real <em>dI<\/em>-lemma. \u00a0How to <em>Ex<\/em>-tract mahself from this mess afore th&#8217; demon regained &#8216;is strenth &#8216;n decided to finish th&#8217; job. \u00a0Now no self-respectin&#8217; cowpoke is gonna be caught rahdin&#8217; th&#8217; fence without a pair o&#8217; fencin&#8217; plahrs. \u00a0An by an amazin&#8217; stroke o&#8217; dumb luck, mahn wus still hooked inta mah belt, right where they wus afore all hell broke loose. \u00a0Once Ah got an arm free an&#8217; got mah plahrs in hand, ah started snippin&#8217; mah way out, one side at a time (tryin&#8217; not to cut any strands securing the Demon). \u00a0It musta took me th&#8217; better part o&#8217; an hour to cut mahself free, an&#8217; then another 15 minutes just to find a way to pull mahself loose from the heap ah was a integral part of. \u00a0Lemme tell you, that was the most painful hour o&#8217; mah life raht thar.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as ah was free, ah found mah canteen an&#8217; cut it loose from th&#8217; horse, reloaded mah six-shooter, dispatched mah horse and made dang sure that crazy beast wasn&#8217;t never gonna bushwhack no cowpoke agin &#8211; an sat down in th&#8217; shade o&#8217; the dead Demon to take a long drink o&#8217; th&#8217; best tastin&#8217; water ah ever had before or since.<\/p>\n<p>After doc fixed me up some, he got to removin&#8217; th&#8217; bob wahr. \u00a0It ain&#8217;t &#8216;xactly easy gittin&#8217; embedded bob wahr outta a fellas&#8217;s backside, I kin tell ya. \u00a0But this chunk here was so badly twisted and mashed inta place, we both figgered it wus better ta leave it where it was than ta risk haulin&#8217; out mosta mah guts along with it.<\/p>\n<p>An so hep me god, that&#8217;s th&#8217; way it happened.<br \/>\n<!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3><a id=\"pain\" name=\"pain\"><\/a>Pain Management<\/h3>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve found yourself in the same situation I&#8217;m in &#8211; or a similar situation to the one I&#8217;m in &#8211; it&#8217;s likely you&#8217;ve been living on some variety of painkillers for awhile. \u00a0I probably don&#8217;t have to explain to you the side-effects and options, but it \u00a0you&#8217;d like to know, comment here and I&#8217;ll tell you what I&#8217;ve found. &#8211; And maybe add it to the blog if enough people ask.<\/p>\n<p>In the hospital I&#8217;ve been on the standard Dilaudid drip \/ On Demand (not at all like UVerse or Time Warner BTW) delivery system. \u00a0I don&#8217;t do especially well on this, as it gives me headaches. \u00a0Today, the drip is stopped , leaving on the On Demand where, like one of Pavlov&#8217;s dogs, I can push a button and feel better (relative term).<\/p>\n<p>Now that I have some options, I&#8217;ve decided to get off the Oxycontin time-release + short-acting combo and back to one that has fewer side-effects for me. \u00a0I did a lot better on MS Contin, a time-release Morphine, combined with Norco (Hydrocodone)<\/p>\n<p>Before I went on the Oxy regimen, \u00a0I was using 1 30mg Morphine \u00a0T.R every 12 hours, supplemented by 10\/325 Norco as needed (could be as high as 7 a \u00a0day) \u00a0We tried going to 3 Morphine (8 hr interval instead of 12) but I was greatly over-medicated and stopped that almost immediately.<\/p>\n<p>So here we are starting over. \u00a0At my insistence, we start with 2 morphine + total of 6 Norco.<\/p>\n<p>OK. \u00a0No. \u00a0After 8 hrs of the Morphine, I&#8217;m throwing Norco at the pain every 45 minutes until the pain stops. \u00a0&#8220;<em>Chasing the Pain<\/em>&#8221; is never a good idea. \u00a0So we meet, discuss and decide on 3 Morphine at 8 hr intervals + up to 6 Norco, with the understanding we will ratchet it down \u00a0as soon as we think I can handle it<\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h2>Baylor Plano\u00a0\u00a0&#8211; My Thoughts<\/h2>\n<p>Here I&#8217;m going to give you my honest assessment of Baylor Plano.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_947\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Sunset-Pond.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-947\" data-attachment-id=\"947\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/the-big-day\/celina-winter-trees\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Sunset-Pond.jpg?fit=1024%2C551&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,551\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;18&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Warren Paul Harris&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 5D Mark II&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;TreZ&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1328162123&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Copyright 2012 Warren Paul Harris&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;24&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.005&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Celina Winter Trees&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Sunset Pond\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;TreZ&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Sunset Pond&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Sunset-Pond.jpg?fit=1024%2C551&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-947\" title=\"Sunset Pond\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Sunset-Pond.jpg?resize=300%2C161&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Sunset Pond\" width=\"300\" height=\"161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Sunset-Pond.jpg?resize=300%2C161&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Sunset-Pond.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-947\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sunset Pond<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This hospital is very nice in most ways. \u00a0They provide free valet parking, the campus is laid out nicely, it&#8217;s easy to get to (right off the George Bush Turnpike and Preston Road) and there are a couple of hotels right on the property for guests or your family in case you&#8217;ve traveled some distance to avail yourself of their world-class services.<\/p>\n<p>Their nursing staff is amazing. \u00a0We absolutely LOVED our nurses, nurse techs and even housekeeping. \u00a0My wife made a new friend in the housekeeping staff, so she could practice here Espanol and the \u00a0two of them chattered endlessly having a great time. \u00a0Even after one of my &#8220;roomies&#8221; and I decided to go on an unauthorized exploration one night, \u00a0we were greeted with wry amusement by the nursing staff.<\/p>\n<p>We had the best crew of smart, caring, clever and accommodating professionals taking care of us that anyone has a right to expect.<\/p>\n<p>Every single member of PCU staff was wonderful and went out of their way to not only make sure I was well taken care of &#8211; but to always see if they could do anything for my long-suffering wife, who (attempted to) slept in my room \u00a0nearby every night.<\/p>\n<p>I am willing to go out on a limb and say the same for our ICU staff, although I was a bit out of it during most of my stay there.<\/p>\n<p>All-in-all, Baylor Plano is exceptional with an amazing, caring personnel who are there to take care of you. \u00a0I cannot say enough good things about this facility.<\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h3>Room for Improvement<\/h3>\n<h4>Beds:<\/h4>\n<p>Seriously? \u00a0I&#8217;ve slept in worse beds, but not since a sleeping bag on a gravel road. \u00a0OMFG did these beds come from Gitmo after being determined in violation of the Geneva Convention? \u00a0I don&#8217;t normally sleep much . \u00a05 hours a night is average for me. \u00a0I was lucky if I got 2 hours at Baylor. \u00a0Wouldn&#8217;t you think for SCOLIOSIS patients, who&#8217;ve had various portions of their SPINES fused, bolted, decompressed or otherwise traumatized, they&#8217;d get an above-average bed?<\/p>\n<p>I finally found the only way I could sleep was to scrounge up about 6 pillows and lay them side-by-side from the bottom to the top of the bed to give me an even surface to rest on.<\/p>\n<h4>Recliner Chairs:<\/h4>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure someone meant well when they designed these, but perhaps this individual had his \/ her dilaudid \u00a0drip turned up too high?<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t go back far enough to let the neck relax<\/p>\n<p>The leg rest won&#8217;t stay up<\/p>\n<p>In general, you are in a perpetual fight with the chair to keep it somewhat level in order to sleep. \u00a0Most recliners have a lever on the side that brings the legs up and locks them. \u00a0Once that&#8217;s done, you&#8217;re half way home.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Beds for Scoli patients<\/strong> need some specialized functions.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>First: \u00a0The option for \u00a0<strong>an adjustable channel<\/strong> up the middle to give the spine room to breathe, yet allow the back muscles to rest comfortably. \u00a0Just an idea.<\/li>\n<li>Perhaps Memory Foam mattresses &#8211; or at a minimum, corrugated foam that allows for support &#8211; and lets the skin breathe. \u00a0These can be added to &#8211; or taken away from any bed during linen change.<\/li>\n<li>Controls: \u00a0<strong>Bed controls<\/strong> need to be on a pivotable over-bridge style\u00a0console where the patient can see and activate them easily. \u00a0If it&#8217;s so painful to even reposition yourself, or reach from one side to the other, having only the controls on the side gates is just plain frustrating.<\/li>\n<li>A <strong>call button<\/strong> where it cannot fall out of the field of view is s good idea. Put it on the console.<\/li>\n<li>Same for the <strong>pain pump<\/strong>. \u00a0That button should be easy to see and not able to fall away from reach \/ view. \u00a0Consider Scoli patients have very limited range of motion in the first few days.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_944\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Warren-Cutoff-Tatoo-tz.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-944\" data-attachment-id=\"944\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/the-big-day\/warren-paul-harris-portrait-with-dragon-tatoo\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Warren-Cutoff-Tatoo-tz.jpg?fit=684%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"684,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;11&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;Warren Paul Harris&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon EOS 5D Mark II&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1339797331&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;Copyright 2012 Warren Paul Harris&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00625&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Warren Paul Harris Portrait with Dragon Tatoo&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Warren Paul Harris Portrait with Dragon Tatoo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Twelve Days After Surgery&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Warren-Cutoff-Tatoo-tz.jpg?fit=684%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-944 \" style=\"margin: 5px; border: 1px solid black;\" title=\"Warren Paul Harris Portrait with Dragon Tatoo\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Warren-Cutoff-Tatoo-tz.jpg?resize=200%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Twelve Days After Surgery\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Warren-Cutoff-Tatoo-tz.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/warrenharris.net\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Warren-Cutoff-Tatoo-tz.jpg?w=684&amp;ssl=1 684w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-944\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Twelve Days After Surgery<\/p><\/div>\n<h4>Food:<\/h4>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know that this is the worst hospital food I&#8217;ve ever had, but it&#8217;s close. \u00a0There is precious little available for true Vegetarians like myself, and what they do have in general is pretty sad looking. \u00a0It arrives mighty fast (not sure if that&#8217;s a good thing or a bad thing), but it was not what I was expecting. \u00a0From a <em>local competition<\/em> basis, Plano Presbyterian is on an entirely different level.<\/p>\n<h4>Lounge Area:<\/h4>\n<p>In most hospitals I&#8217;ve been in, there&#8217;s a lounge area for each unit so that family, friends &#8211; 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